im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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