My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
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