Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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