Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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