3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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