You work out of a Hotel?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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