Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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