His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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