Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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