well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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