This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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