I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
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