A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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