is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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