are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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