so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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