so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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