We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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