There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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