Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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