He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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