There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
No subtext here. People are naked.
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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