I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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