This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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