he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You ate ashes out of my bong
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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