OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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