I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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