I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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