How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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