i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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