I hate your face
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Randomize
