What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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