sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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