i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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