Umm I'm too high to move.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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