This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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