I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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