Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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