just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You were trust falling into bushes
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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