Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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