I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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