BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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