even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Floor bacon is actually really good
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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