It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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