yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
you have to choose: penises or morals?
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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