We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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