just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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