I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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