Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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