Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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