first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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