If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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