she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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